What's New Pussycat?

Model/actress Zuleika Rivera, formerly Miss Puerto Rico and Miss Universe 2006, was in attendance at Carolina Herrera’s Autumn/Winter 2008 Collection in Mexico City yesterday.

Let me tell you first hand that Puerto Ricans take their pageants very seriously.  As a matter of fact, I recall their being one year when the Miss Puerto Rico pageant contestant won the Miss Universe title the same weekend that Puerto Rican boxer Tito Trinidad won a title and that following Monday it was declared a holiday.  Us crazy Ricans, we’ll use any excuse to party.

Anyhoo, so back to Zuleika.  I remember thinking she was really pretty, but after seeing these photos of her that clearly indicate she’s been tampered with surgically speaking her sexiness has diminished and has instead been replaced with a creepy alien/Michael Jackson blend. And don’t get me started on the dress.