Will Lily Allen Be The Next Celebrity in Rehab?

British bad girl, and notorious drunk, Lily Allen may soon be Joining the likes of Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Kirsten Dunst, and Nicole Richie.

Friends of the 23-year-old are pushing for her to go to rehab, sources now say.

“We all think it’s time she considered rehab. She drinks too much, then feels depressed. But she just says there’s nothing wrong with her. Her attitude is: ‘I like to let my hair down and have a good time, who doesn’t?’”

The source added, “She’s now saying she wants to move to LA for a fresh start, but we think she’s just running away and needs to get help now.”

I refuse to believe everyone in the entertainment industry is a damn addict.  These b!tches just don’t know have any damn will power.  This is the kind of sh!t you see in dumb skanks at college.

And trust me, I’m not damn saint. Hell, I’ve been drinking and doing drugs for a decade now, starting at age 15.  What can I say, they start us young in Puerto Rico. But unlike these slags, us Ricans can hold our liquor.

As for drugs, stick to the green, my friends. Everything else is 99.9 percent guaranteed to ruin your life.  Weed won’t make you suck a d!ck for money.  You might order $11 worth of toppings on your slice of pizza or order $15 worth of Taco Bell, like I have done in the past, but at least there will be no semen involved.