Which Ass Would You Tap?

Paris, France was swarming with hot b!tches everywhere yesterday, having come out for a Christian Dior fashion show.

As if they intentionally wanted to get us all hot-and-bothered, the fashion police sat three of the most tempting chicks in the biz together, including Lily Allen, Dita Von Teese and Katy Perry.

In a perfect world we could have them all in our laps at once, but alas that is but another fantasy. So if the God’s of Hell could grant you just one to taste, who would it be?