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Scarlett Johansson's Plump Pillows Now Married
I have some sad news, boys and girls. Scarlett Johansson is officially off the market, having wed actor Ryan Reynolds in a remote wilderness resort in Canada over the weekend. The couple became engaged in May after nearly a year of dating. Call me a cynic if you wish, but tying the knot after a year of dating isn’t the smartest step.
Hell, I won’t even allow myself to move in with a person until at least three years of dating. I still haven’t taken that step with anyone, but that’s because I tend to have a really short attention span when it comes to men. If you and I can make it past three years and love each other, then we can take that next step.
Not to mention the fact that ScarJo has admitted in the past that she doesn’t believe in monogamy and that she works really hard to make “to make [relationships] work in a monogamous way.”
I don’t know what the eff that’s supposed to mean, but sounds to me that someone who doesn’t believe in monogamy shouldn’t be getting married at 23 after a year of dating. I’ll bet you a blowjob and a six-pack of Miller High Life her vag will be back on the market by age 25.
More photos after the jump!
Her eye candy got his hand permanetly stuck in the cookie jar. But I do agree, 23 is way to young to settle down and get married. Unless you live in a third world country or live in the country on a large farm, I wouldn’t recommend it.