Audrina Patridge Sells Us Gin Poolside in a Bikini

Audrina Patridge and her manmade mammaries got paid for doing absolutely nothing again, as seen in these photographs of her sitting around in a bikini poolside in Las Vegas.

Am I the only one sick of seeing Audrina and her tits?  The broad is too skinny and her rack is just weird looking. What’s up with that saggy and unnatural gap?  That wedge could fit a 12-pack of hot dogs.  She got a pretty rotten job considering that wasn’t nature’s cruel joke.

What do you boys think?

More poolside boobage under the cut!