Tara Reid Kindly Keeps Her Boobies to Herself

Damn, it’s all about chicks with dented boobs nowadays, isn’t it. First the CoCo post yesterday, and then the Christina Aguilera post earlier today. Sorry! Nobody likes seeing crooked boobs, but things are slow in the gossip world today and my taco doesn’t much feel like working so here we go.

Oscar winning actress Tara Reid surfaced yesterday at the Macy’s Passport Gala 2008 show in L.A. looking halfway decent for a person whose body looks to have had more experience with the blades inside a blender then any of the fruit at Smoothie King.

Her stylist must have gotten laid recently or something, because her dress wasn’t half-bad looking for a washed up skank.  The best part was she kept her stitched up NSFW nipples to herself.  And to show our appreciation for her consideration, all together now: THANK YOU!