Christina Aguilera Keeps Her Chest Under Wraps

Normally the sight of Christina Aguilera‘s harlequin mask of a face makes me avert my eyes faster than a vampire sunbathing in Maui, but at least this time she forgot to shove her dented plastic mammaries in our faces.

Women’s breasts are truly one of life’s most timeless pieces of art, unless it looks like your breast was a victim of a U-Haul’s hit and run.   CoCo must have referred Xtina to her surgeon. You’d think by now she’d have them repaired, but I guess crooked boobs are all the rage now.

Here is Christina at the Esquire House Hollywood Hills’ “Rock The Vote in Hollywood, California yesterday.