Lindsay Wants Order of Protection Against Her Dad

Earlier this month Michael Lohan sent an e-mail to X17 publicly trashing Samantha Ronson, an act not quite appreciated by Lindsay Lohan.

Page Six is now reporting that his 22-year-old is so shook up by his recent behavior that she has sought out protection from him, a step already taken by Dina and Ali Lohan.

Sources said, that she’s “taking out an order of protection. He’s behaving so erratically that she’s terrified he’ll do something to her. She’s contacted her lawyer to arrange this.”

I totally understand what Lindsay is going through. I too had to take out an order of protection for my safety a few weeks ago.

Problem was my dildo was always chasing me around the house trying to violate me. I kept telling it I had to work and this was no time for playing around but it’s jelly head just kept bouncing around the house trying to tickle me in all the right place.

The cops were a little puzzled when I filed my report, but once they saw Blueberry (that’s its name) trying to push its way inside the precinct they knew what I was saying was true.

Below are some pics of Lindsay out and about in Cali earlier this week.