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Jessica Alba’s White Hot Bikini (Lossip)

Audrina Patridge Needs to Be Shot (Celebslam)

50 Cent to Jay-Z: Beyonce’ Made You!!! (Bossip)

Guess What Hollywood Hottie is Single Again!!! (Jewssip)

Hugh Hefner to Fire Playboy Bunnies Amid Financial Crisis (Gone Hollywood)

Brad Pitt Shot a Commercial in France With Some Hot Pussy of the Day (Drunken Stepfather)

Girls Next Door’s Bridget Marquardt Finally Gets Laid! (Dirty Rotten Whore)

Jennifer Aniston’s Camel Toe Gets a Workout (The Grumpiest)

Nikki Whelan Does Sweaty Breasts (Totally Crap)