Jack Osbourne is Hitting That

Damn, money really makes women suck the hairiest and wrinkliest of balls! Check out Jack Obsourne and his latest conquest, British glamour model and Hollyoaks star, Gemma Atkinson.  The new couple were recently photographed leaving London’s Bungalow 8.

There’s nothing wrong with boning a semi-attractive dude assuming he has a great personality that makes the fugliness melt away.  In this case, however, Jack isn’t fugly… he’s two steps away from having been cast as a hobbit in “Lord of the Rings.”

That beard is pretty gnarly. I’m not about to get inner thigh rug burn from Jack Osbourne of all people. And if you think that’s bad, just imagine how hairy his nutsack must be.

But fear not dear friends, I’ve posted many a pic of Gemma’s rack.  He might be boning her, but that doesn’t mean you can’t jack it to her pics. Enjoy!

More of Gemma’s mammaries over here……