More Skankyness Courtesy of Katie 'Jordan' Price

Katie Price, otherwise known as Britain’s Pamela Anderson, has launched yet another fragrance.  No, it’s not “Fish Taco: The Scent of Skank.” 

It’s actually called “Besotted,” which translates into “infatuation.”  But it also means “blind drunk, blotto, crocked, cockeyed, fuddled, loaded, pie-eyed, pissed, pixilated, plastered, slopped, sloshed, smashed, soaked, soused, sozzled, squiffy, stiff, tight, and wet.” (I.e., very drunk).

That seems about right.

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