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Who the Fug is That?
This is very disappointing. The chick in question isn’t my favorite actress by any means, but she does have a genuine cool vibe unlike most of these celebutard attention whores crawling all over Hollyweird.
Last night she was photographed swapping saliva with an actor who’s not only rumored to be a fruit, but has one of the ugliest noses I’ve ever seen. It’s permanently flared! I’m not one for plastic surgery, but if my nose always looked like I was about to sneeze, you bet your poon I’d get that shit worked on ASAP!
Who is it? Look over here and see!
It’s Drew Barrymore and Gossip Girl‘s Ed Westwick! Alright, the below photo isn’t Ed, it’s actually his GG co-star and rumored fudge partner, Chace Crawford. The below photo was of Chace and her post-SNL Saturday night. But the one above is supposed to be of Ed. I don’t know, man. I’m just passing the info along.
Swapping fluids with Chace I can kinda get. He’s OK, I guess. I mean, if you’re going to make out with a fruit, it might as well be a good looking piece of fruit. Not something that looks like you just pulled it out of Smoothie King’s dumpster.
See the wilted fruits flared nostrils further below.
Damn Cougar!
wait which one was she making out with, the hot one from gossip girl or the rat-looking one? depending on who it is, i have either a LOT less respect for ms. barrymore or a LITTLE less respect for her.
Well, supposedly it was rumored she’d left SNL with Chase Crawford last Saturday, so it was implied they hooked up.
But now that photo of her making out with Ed Westwick last night has surfaced, so pretty much either:
a) She was with Chace but left him for Ed.
b) She played them both.
or
c) The three of them went back to her place and made sweet sweet love to each other. In other words, Ed sticking it to Drew, Chace sticking it to Drew, Chace and Ed sticking it to Drew, Drew sticking it to Ed [via strap-on], Drew sticking it to Chace [via strap-on] and lastly Chase and Ed sticking it to each other.Drew
Ugh, I have a headache just thinking about all those scenarios. It sounds like an episode of GG and I haven’t even seen it!
Oh, and BTW, I’m going with option C. They totally had a threesome.
XOXO
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a cool vibe? i don’t see it. Tom Green? the mook from the Apple commercial? She was boning one of the Strokes for godsakes? She’s a cold fuckin’ fart.
With the exception of Tom Green, I would have no problem dating those men. ESPECIALLY, Fabrizio Moretti from The Strokes. But then again, you weren’t born with a vagina so you wouldn’t know.
XOXO
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