Tila Tequila's Pickle Sucking Ways Goes Unawarded

The Emmy’s are just another award’s show with watered-down categories meant to bring significance into the lives of individuals who can’t be happy with incomprehensible levels of fortune and fame.

Luckily, despite the recent addition of the Best Reality Show and Best Reality Show Host categories, the shit hasn’t totally hit the fan yet.

There’s yet to exist a Best Reality Show Actress category, so we can at least rest our weary heads knowing that the Asian Bird flu virus known as Tila Tequila won’t be honored for sucking a pickle off in front of parents anytime soon.

Here is Tila tempting us to shoot her and hang her like game while her tits stick out at the Los Angeles Confidential Magazine’s Pre-Emmy Party at Les Deux yesterday.

Pickle video over heeeeeeere….