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Lisa Rinna forgot two very important facts during her plastic pursuit for perfection. Having an older lady friend who looks younger doesn’t work if:

(a) she doesn’t keep up with her kegel exercises and

(b) if her plastic fish lips have lost so much sensation from surgery they can’t even give a proper BJ anymore.

Suction, of any kind, would not be able take place with those lips. Instead her mouth would kind of just be there… your hook in her mouth… like a dead fish.

Here is former Melrose Place actress Lisa Rinna at the 60th Primetime Emmy Awards held in Los Angeles Sunday.