Jessica Simpson Had One Too Many Martinis

Jessica Simpson‘s obnoxious dumb blonde ass was kicked to the curb by the people at the Marc Jacobs Fashion Show after party earlier this month for being a drunk.

“Jessica was stumbling around the party slurring her words and barely able to stand,” says a Star Magazine insider, who claims Jessica was asked to leave the event just before dinner.

“It was embarrassing! In New York, it doesn’t matter who you are If you’re acting like a fool, no one will stand for it.”

And because none of us where there to witness any of this, I say we just forgive and forget and pretend that microphone is a penis. Then multiple it by five. That’s even hotter!

Below, pics of Jess giving a microphone a handjob while performing at The Pearl at The Palms Resort in Vegas yesterday.

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