Eva Mendes Does More Than Just Arouse Us…
September 19th, 2008
By: Melysa
…she also confuses. At least according to comedic genius Amy Sedaris, most famous for her role as as Jerri Blank in the now defunct Strangers with Candy.
Eva Mendes recently said she’s had sex in all 50 states, a revelation that has left Sedaris puzzled.
“My first thought when I heard that was ouch,” Sedaris reportedly said, “followed by the thought, ‘How would this ever come up in a real conversation?”
In regards to Eva Mendes’ claims, Sedaris speculates Mendes must have been playing something like “the license plate game.”
“When we were kids on a road trip, our parents tried to get us to spot license plates from every state, and make a list — just to shut us up,” says Sedaris. “I guess Eva’s parents must have been a bit more liberal.”
Eva doing sexy times in all 50 states isn’t all too puzzling. Finding a gerbil caught in your thong while trying to escape your ass after a long night of partying, now that is truly puzzling.
Below, photos of the Cuban dream at the Dreamball2008 charity gala in Berlin, Germany yesterday.
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Was it cold that night? She could’ve wore something a little more… revealing, no?
i really liker her, but she was there only for one hour…but still fuckable in 50 states