Aubrey O’Day Gets Dirty for Complex Magazine

So Complex Magazine has got themselves another up-and-comer to grace their pages.  This time it’s none other then Danity Kane trainwreck, Aubrey O’Day.

The interview is pretty funny. At first I was unimpressed, then I found myself wanting to like her, then I liked her, then I thought she was a funny slut, then she just kept talking and talking and sounding more and more like a whore.  See what I mean below.

So when people hear you’re best friends with Jenna Jameson, they think—

Aubrey O’Day: —I’m going to do sex tapes and porn. Jenna and I never even talk about porn. I think one time Jenna and I had a conversation about having sex on your period.

Oh, running a red light?

Aubrey O’Day: Yeah. There was some new guy I was dating, and it was the first time we were going to go there, and he was weird about it. So I ask Jenna for advice and she’s like, “Honey, it’s just a little war paint, who cares?”

Still, the first time…

Aubrey O’Day: Yeah, that’s what I was saying.

I guess you could just throw a towel down.

Aubrey O’Day: Ha! Yeah, I’m totally a towel girl. [Laughs.]

Is this an uncomfortable subject?

Aubrey O’Day: Oh, it’s fine. I love talking about my period.

Well, I suppose it’s something that can be broached with—

Aubrey O’Day: —someone you trust. Or you could just have anal sex.

The chick is so lowbrow she can’t wait a couple more days before her fish taco tastes some tartar sauce.  Additionally, no woman should be talking about some dude wanting to stick it in while her fish is bleeding to death. Next time she’ll tell us about the time she asked Jenna if it was okay to have some dude’s dog plow her from behind.

Gotta say, though. I love the photos.   Mainly ’cause I find her foggy state humorous because she probably thinks she looks hot in them. Except for her tits. Her tits do look pretty hot.

The entire interview is super entertaining. Check it out here.

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