Your Daily Fug!

That Ashton Kutcher look-a-like with the gay-ass, over-priced Armani Exchange wife beater and cross is Miley Cyrus‘ new boyfriend.  And get this, not only is the dude 20 (she’s 15), but he’s also an underwear model.  How wholesome a relationship is that?!

Aside from the reality that the two of them aren’t playing “Just the Tip” on account of his fudge-packing sensibility, this further proves how wonderful a job her parents are doing of exposing her to life in a time-scaled fashion.

No 15-year-old’s tongue should be inside a 20-year-old’s mouth… it should be inside another 15-year-old’s.  When I was 15 I was making out with boys and convincing them to go down on me without my ever reciprocating.  Life was pretty sweet back then.

Photos of underwear model ads over here!

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2 Responses to “Your Daily Fug!”

  1. DirtyBob says:

    That kid looks nothing like Ashton Kutcher…maybe a Tom Welling and Josh Harnette mix but nothing like ashton.

  2. Anon27 says:

    That girl is no virgin. How could her parents let her be with him at her age? SHe might be the next Jamie Lynn.

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