Chanelle Hayes Sexy Calendar Shots in Zoo Weekly

Zoo Weekly’s latest issue features preview shots of British reality show slut turned model, Chanelle Hayes, as photographed for her 2009 calendar.

Perhaps it’s because I wasn’t born with a penis, but Chanelle Hayes really disgusts me.  Bread to be nothing more than a DNA dumpster, Chanelle’s Grade-F fish taco attracts the kind of quality dudes who are to lazy make a meal and sit around eating Hot Pockets all the time.  It’s like, yeah, those pizza pockets are pretty good, but they’re not that good.