Jessica Simpson's Ass Can't Catch A Break

I think we can all agree Jessica Simpson hasn’t been very lucky as of last, having recently been heckled on stage, being called a fatty fatty fat fat, and having to go through her boyfriend’s phone to make sure he’s still not lusting after his ex.
Her latest debacle comes just days after reports she bombed during her performance on ABC’s Good Morning America after blaming her suckiness as a singer on not being able to hear the music.
Now here we have a wonderfully clear shot of Jessica’s exposed ass on stage after a gust of wind seemingly raised her skirt. Nor bad, nor good, the shot can best be described as awkward.
Bonus cleavage shots below.
NSFW Close-up of her ass under the cut!














THAT IS ONE NASTY ASS
Hell no, that’s Fa kin NICE! Or as I like to say, the ranchers reserve grade A top choice meat right there… YUM!
And another thing…
It’s really beginning to piss me off how people call Jess fat. Just because she’s not the popular Paris Hilton skin and bone’s edition that’s in publication and insanely accepted as the look doesn’t mean she’s fat. Imo, she had that look before. Now, she’s just right!
Her ass is uglier than her face. Please go away.
do women not wear panties anymore???
ewwwww her ass is saggy and both her tights and ass have cellulite all over it
i thought she was fitter then this she really is ugly…i dont know whats uglier her ass or her face hmmm…what does romo see in her?? she is lookin real fat in the face and tired and haggard…he should’ve kept calling carrie…that was a mistake to let her go
maybe it’s a thong. it looks like she’s holding in a fart though. she seems to be squeezing her butt cheeks together. LMAO! She does fart and poop a lot.
Stupid bitch.