Lindsay Doesn't Make for an Interesting Lesbian

By now it’s pretty obvious Lindsay Lohan really loves fish tacos.  Sure, every once in a while she dreams with sausages (See here and here), but all-in-all this Hollyweird slut has toned down her whore ways for her favorite bearded clam, Samantha Ronson.

In the Oct. issue of Marie Claire, the actress opens up about her love for the taco, saying:

“I’m really happy,” Lohan says, suggesting that Ronson has been a positive force in her life. “She’s a great person. And she’s a great influence on people around her. But I think that anything that’s changed [in] my life is because of me. I’ve gone through it, and I’ve learned to deal with it and I’ve made the decision to move forward.”

The couple also have matching tattoos, which she talks about in the issue.  Each one of them has a tattoo of a fish taco with extra sour cream on top riding another taco with a strap-on. No! They’re not that original.

“Samantha has a bunch of stars, so I got that,” Lohan, referring to a star tattoo on her hand, tells Marie Claire in their October issue. Then, pointing to a little heart, she says, “she got this.”

Marie Claire is so lame.  Where’s Howard Stern when you need him?  Nobody cares about stars and hearts! What people care about is clits and d*cks and strap-ons! Without the dirty details this is just another made-for-TV movie about finding true love on one’s path to inner peace.

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More pics from the issue under the jump!