Lindsays Wants Her Eggs To Get A Protein Shot

Either Lindsay Lohan has finally gone off the deep-end or she really does love the vagina after all.

It is rumored her and partner Samantha Ronson are to be wed in the fall and that the two have already begun discussion over raising children together. Except, you know, since Sam doesn’t have a pipi they need to figure out how Lindsay is going to get knocked-up.

Lohan, 22, has allegedly approached one of her ex-boyfriends to be the sperm donor. “Lindsay is in a very happy place at the moment. She’s been having deep discussions about a baby. She’s wants a natural birth and has spoken to Sam about getting one of her ex-boyfriends to help out. They don’t want to adopt,” claims an insider.

Ah, I see what she’s doing. A natural birth, yes. How smart of her.  How else would she be able to fit both of Sam’s fist in her otherwise?  Now she doesn’t have to keep borrowing the stirrups from her gynocologist.

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