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Notorious divas Victoria Beckham and Jennifer Lopez came out to catch a glimpse of Marc Jacob‘s spring collection in New York City yesterday.

Nueva mamacita Jennifer Lopez has slimmed down a great deal since giving birth to her twins earlier this year and she made sure everyone knew.  Dressed in a white dress that accentuated her curves, the actress also pulled back her hair to reveal a defined jawline.

And then there’s Victoria Beckham. What’s the word I’m looking for?  Um… karma! Yes, karma. Her hairstylist is getting back at Victoria for all the times she bragged about David Beckham giving her multiple orgasms in bed.

That hair looks straight out of the Raquel Welch wig line!  Somewhere between “Overture” and “Power” sits Victoria’s wig named “Anorexic Porcupine Pig Princess.”

If they ever brought “Lord of the Flies” back to the silver screen Victoria’s head would most certainly be cast to play the talking pig’s head on the stake, otherwise known as the Lord of the Flies.  That face is scarier then any prop one could ever make!

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