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Which Ass Would You Tap?
Despite Britney Spears‘ controversial year, the singer came up on top at last night’s MTV Video Music Awards exuding beauty and poise where she took center stage both as a presenter and a winner, having taken home three Moonmen last night, including Best Female Video for “Piece of Me.”
Meanwhile, pop star and MILF rival Christina Aguilera performed a remix of her 1999 hit song, “Genie in the Bottle,” before transitioning into a new song. She is scheduled to release a greatest hits album later this year.
Britney abandoned her children, shaved her head, and dabbled in some crack from time to time and she is still ten times a hotter MILF then Xtina will ever be. Slowly unravalling a parody of her inner desperate housewife, at this point Xtina’s sexuality is about as natural or alluring as Cher‘s.
More pics of the MILFS over here
Brit is getting act together nicely – who is Lufti sponging off of now?
Yes, Britney. Nice wild Ass.
None of the above…. While not a MTV watcher anymore. Who the hell thought Spears was worthy of 3 VMA’s this year? Mariah got robbed…
“Mariah got robbed…” hahaha
So did her face, her talent, her looks, her sex appeal, her modesty, her brain, her sense of reality…
And Brit is look very hot. It’s like I’m 19 again! Christina, you definitely have your moments… or rather, we have our moments wink, wink, nudge, nudge.
Christina looked like her usual tranny self minus the bright red lipstick. Britney looked more like a Lady. She has a great ass too.
I’m all for kids sticking up for themselves, except in this case I think we’re kind of missing why the joke was made in the first place. My interpretation of it was not that RB was making fun of the purity rings per se, so much as he was making a joke at the fact that there’s been an overabundance of rumors which state that the Jonas Bros. purity rings are purely for marketing, on account of how they (maybe not all three, but at least two) are not virgins. And thus is very hypocritical. If you want to be a virgin, that’s fine. But then don’t be a slut and proclaim yourself abstinent. It’s like what Britney and Justin proclaim when they were in fact bumping in the back seat. Does that make sense?
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