Lindsay Doesn’t Want Us Seeing Her Fish Taco Again

It’s one thing to join rehab and try to clean up your life, but it’s another to deny your fans that which they  care about: vagina.

Lindsay Lohan has been offered $700,000 to pose nude for Playboy Magazine’s 55th-anniversary issue this January.

“If there’s nudity, then the answer’s no . . . She’s not going down the [New York] magazine road again,” Lohan’s rep told Playboy’s creative consultant, Hal Lifson, referring to Lindsay’s naked Marilyn Monroe tribute last winter.

Lifson said he hoped to have Lohan do a tribute to ’60s sex kitten Ann-Margret and her film “Kitten With a Whip,” which is one of Lohan’s faves.

What an inconsiderate ho!  They should have offered her a lifetime supply of tanning products.  And strap-ons, naturally.

This chick is so effing stupid. Has she forgotten that we’ve already seen all her naughty bits? Might as well have the photos done professionally and with some class, instead of candid shots of her meat curtains exiting a car and boat.

I’m blaming Sam.  She probably fed her some lesbian feminist crap.  Lindsay is going to regret this when she’s older, her body is shot to shit, and her acting career never recovered.

Nude photos of her bits below.

Uncensored NSFW photos, including her infamous firecrotch shots right this waaaaaaaaaay…