Tila Tequila Elegantly Pumps Up the Cleavage

Dating a lesbian ferret doesn’t provide Tila Tequila with nearly enough attention these days.

In an effort to show the world she’s relevant and sexy, the reality show harlot made sure to accentuate her cleavage to maximum capacity during her attendance at the 2-year anniversary party for Los Angeles publication 944 as held in Hollywood earlier this week.

Tila was recently asked what she thought of the possibility of Britney Spears performing at this year’s VMAs, to which she responded, “I really hope that she does perform. I was there last year when she performed, right in the front row. I think she should have a chance to do another performance. We’re all rooting for her.”

Meanwhile, her carpet munching ferret said of Spears, “Squeeeeeeeek!” Actually, that’s more mouse then ferret talk, but whatever. No, what she really said was, “I’m a major Brinteyaholic.” Good for her. I’m sure she must feel relevant thinking people care about her opinion. Sometimes you just have to play along and pretend you care.

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