Your Daily Fug!

Believe it or not, sometimes it’s hard selecting someone fugly as f^ck to fill this Daily Fug! post. I was going to choose Rumer Willis after she talked about getting her chinny chin chin from her daddy, but I decided to hold back. I have an appointment to check my head later on today.

And then I came across Paris Hilton. And let’s face it, aside from Heidi Montag, we can find something attractive — whether it be physically or in their personality — about most of these Hollywood skanks. Even if minimally speaking.

But with Paris, there’s absolutely nothing remotely difficult about it.  She’s as useful as a strap-on without anyone on the other end. It’s just a fact that her soul is a putrid collection of men’s DNA basking in the hot Sahara sun.

In conclusion, there’s really no storyline to this point. Merely a way to reiterate what Paris is and will always be: A fugly skank Skank SKANK S-K-A-N-K!

Here she is fugifying the world with her wonk eye backstage at the MTV VMA 2008 press conference in Hollywood yesterday.