David Duchovny is a Sex Addict, Needs To Hurry Up and Put His Penis Into My Vagina

This is the saddest news I’ve read all morning:   David Duchovny has entered rehab for sex addition.

“I have voluntarily entered a facility for the treatment of sex addiction. I ask for respect and privacy for my wife and children as we deal with this situation as a family,” he says in a statement.

Doesn’t he know he can pound my snatch 24/7?  Ugh, What a waste of a perfectly good penis.

My vagina has been engaged to David since she first laid eyes on him when I was 9-years-old and watching The Red Shoe Diaries at night in secrecy.

4 Responses to “David Duchovny is a Sex Addict, Needs To Hurry Up and Put His Penis Into My Vagina”

  1. XXX File's says:

    I heard this on the radio today driving to work. What a pervert! Regardless if you’re a woman and find him attractive, he’s old, married, and probably has at least one kid (?). For him to feel that he needed to come clean and admit this publicly is even worse; like we all needed to know this. It’s a private matter, but like all perv’s out there, he’s probably getting off on this.

  2. Jamman says:

    If you spent 10 years with aliens sticking probes up your ass you might get hooked on it too.

  3. rick says:

    i will pound your snacth 24/7. i look good very tonedand curve like a banana. he is giving up sex I am not (lol)

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