August 30, 2007 @ 10:53 AM / By Melysa F-Listed contributing writer

The Hills Hits the Beach

Lauren Conrad on the Beach

Am I supposed to go ga ga goo goo over the dumb broads from “The Hills” Lauren Conrad, Audrina Partridge, and Whitney Port because they’re in a bikini? Woo-freakin’-hoo.  These snatches are so dumb they wouldn’t even be able to tell my lips apart.  I’ve seen better T&A at the strip club down my street.

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More photos of self-absorbed mediocre looking socialites after the jump!

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