Lindsay is "Gay for Play" Says Lesbian Group

Everyone’s a critic. But especially feminists. And lesbians.  They want to give women the right to choose, but if you don’t quite choose what they want or play by their rules then they’ll actually go out of their way to send out a press release trashing your fake lesbian ways.

The Center for Sapphic Studies in Los Angeles, California is an organization with passionate members whose job it is to “further the cause of our lesbian sisterhood” and they don’t think Lindsay Lohan is doing any such thing. In fact, they say her relationship with Ronson only serves to further damage their movement.

“They never seem to move past the hand holding and eye gazing phase of the relationship. There’s no sense these two are actually in a commited relationship,” said Alice Hensley.

“Lindsay Lohan is not only a fake lesbian, but she’s a fake bitch,” she said. “She could easily come out. Rosie O’Donnell, and Ellen DeGeneres certainly came out and they had a lot more to lose than Lindsay does. Lindsay won’t come out because she only cares about herself and this is just a phase she’s going through. When Ronson dumps her she’ll just pick up the pieces and date a man.“

Cheese and rice! This strap-on bitch needs to calm the eff down.  Rosie didn’t come out until something like two decades in the biz, and it took Ellen a while too.   Sounds like someone’s girlfriend told her she was tired of going clit hunting through her hairy chocha and told her to wax the rug or she’s outtie.

Here’s Linds and her lesbian funbags bouncing around without a bra in L.A sometime this week.