Douchebag of the Day: Heidi Montag

Dare I say it? Heidi Montag actually looks *gulp* attractive!

In an attempt to generate more media attention, Heidi Montag announced on Ryan Seacrest’s radio show that she her hymen remains untapped and she plans on keeping it that way until marriage.

Speidi talked about how Heidi is “still a virgin” and how religious she is, insisting that her “next album is going to be a Christian one.”

“We don’t sin over here,” said Spencer. Who added that they place “pillows in between” them at night so they’re not tempted to have sex.

Riight.  And my ass has never been puncture by a penis either.  Not that we believe the actress’ claims, but it’s especially hard to believe when the vacant blonde had a pregnancy scare on The Hills a few seasons back.

In the episode Heidi tells Spencer, “I took a pregnancy test,” but assured him that it turned out negative. Last we checked, if you’re a virgin, you wouldn’t need to take a pregnancy test. Sources tell Hollyscoop that “It’s just another PR stunt for them to gain more press for her album.”

Heidi ought to just put us skeptics in our place and dare photographers to film her visit to the gynecologist and zoom in on her “still intact” hymen.  Then, while her hands are out of reach because of the stirrups, one of the cameramen could shove a grenade in her smelly fish taco and finally rid the world of this trash.

Below are pics of her at the MTV live premiere of The Hills earlier this week.