Your Daily Fug!
August 20th, 2008
By: Melysa
Not that these photos of “High School Musical” star Ashley Tisdale grabbing some coffee in Cali yesterday are particularly God awful, but I’d like to raise a point nevertheless.
Yesterday, on account of what a fulfilling life I do lead, I was going over Maxim’s Hot 100 List for 2008. And there at number ten sat Ashley Tisdale. Does this make anyone else want to beat themselves over their heads with a 12 in. dildo???
It should be noted that Salma Hayek didn’t even crack the top 100. Halle Berry also failed to be mentioned on the list. Now, I understand that they need to update the list with fresh faces, but I can assure you both men and women will never ever long for Ashley Tisdale the way they do for Salma or Halle.
Having Ashley in the top 10 pretty much means any girl can be considered hot nowadays. If that’s the case, someone hire me a personal trainer and makeup team, because I think I’m a pretty damn cute girl, and if Ashley is my competition, my Puerto Rican ass will have her beat.
What do you kids think of Ashley and Maxim’s Hot 100 List selections? Discuss!!!!
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I bought a 3 year subscription to Maxim because I used to travel a lot and wanted light reading for the airport…but damn that magazine was crap. If I want stupid vapidity and bikini pictures, I can just come to Flisted!
But the question here is what does “hot” mean? Does it mean only ‘physical’ or does it mean ‘in’ as ‘a hot commodity’. In that sense, maybe A-hole rates high. But obviously she is not one of the 10 hottest girls around in the physical department. She is not 10th on the list of Disney girls.
You have deep-seeded issues, my friend. You think every girl in Hollywood is fat, and nothing entertains you and yet you keep coming back for more. Oh, don’t make believe you don’t like this site. You’re here every single day.
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