Lily Allen Needs to Lay Off the Alcohol
August 19th, 2008
By: Melysa
Lily Allen almost got into a fist fight with some c^nt in London last night after being heckled by the chick. Surely in a drunken fury, Lily turned around and threw a couple punches at the smelly vagina but nothing much really came of it.
It’s funny, Lindsay could have done this during her trainwreck days and I totally would have ragged on her, but with Lily?? I can’t! I love her too much. Plus, if you’re life is pathetic enough to sit and wait for a celebrity to exit a club so you can heckle them, then you deserve to get punched. Or at least farted on.
That’s what Lily should have done, farted on her! Just cut the cheese and walk away laughing. Nothing pisses people off more than a stinker and laughter. Go Lily!
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i just saw the footage from the “fight” on TMZ(shut up, it comes on after the news) and i was very disappointed to see that lily didn’t land any punches but i forgive her. she was probably seeing double. that said, I JUST LOVE ME SOME LILY! she is such a cutie, i can’t stand it :0.
the funny thing is i only started listening to her before she became “big” because i found out that her father is keith allen who i’ve had a crush on since he played hugo in “shallow grave” and other brit flicks… is it weird to that i want to fuck both of them? not at the same time if that helps…