Now Taking Applications for Lipstick Lesbian Couples

Tila Tequila and her fug-ass girlfriend Courtenay Semel showed up for the Apple Louge grand opening in West Hollywood last week.

Whatever happened to lipstick lesbian couples?  I mean, Ellen and Portia, Lindsay and Sam, Tila and Courtenay.  Is it impossible to have to quality sluts scissoring each other’s snatches? Is that too much to ask for?

Courtenay looks like my ferret after my snake shit it out.

6 Responses to “Now Taking Applications for Lipstick Lesbian Couples”

  1. NikkiG. says:

    ok, i really try not to bad mouth people’s looks in writing but this is chick IRRITATES THE FUCK OUT OF ME BECAUSE SHE ACTUALLY BELIEVES SHE’S HOT! WTF???

    NOOOOOO!!! honey, you’re hideous, EVERYTHING about your face is wrong. i’m all for feeling good about your self but don’t get it twisted.

    GOD her face makes me want to kill!

  2. lol. Wait, which one are you talking about? The ferret or the chopsticks?

    XOXO

    F-Listed

  3. Jamman says:

    Tia Tequila is one tired contrived act. Her 15 minutes need to be over now.

  4. Danny says:

    If I had to choose…(heaven forbid)…I would choose Semel…it almost feels like the upcoming presidential elections…

  5. Nikki G. says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THE FERRET!!!

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