Question….

Do you think Aubrey O’Day has had her colon cleansed?  Maybe it’s the THC coursing through my veins, but everytime this CDC threat puckers her lips all I can think about are the ones wedged in between her ass cheeks.

Then from there I have this terrible vision of her telling gal pal/coke-break partner Jenna Jameson about how much she loves to get her salad tossed and Jenna telling her secrets of the porn industry, such as getting your flushing your colon clean.  And so, um, yeah. That’s pretty much it.

That and I’m like 99.99 percent certain her carpet matches that pink poodles hair, because girls like Aubrey are retarded enough to do shit like that because they think it’s cute. Alright, and I’m officially done rambling…..now.

Here’s Aubrey at some promotional event for Danity Kane‘s latest album in NYC yesterday.