Which Ass Would You Tap?

Comparing Kate Beckinsale to Audrina Patridge in the “I want to do you” category seems like a crime. It’s like comparing heaven to an STD infested hell, but that’s why we’re having this little experiment in the first place.

Although, it should be noted that Kate’s ass isn’t as smooth as I presumed it would. If this isn’t proof that all girls — skinny, fat, no matter — are susceptible to stretch marks and cottage cheese, then I don’t know what is.

Back to the ‘Which Ass Would You tap?’ question. My interest is in seeing how Audrina measures up to Kate. Methinks whomever selects Audrina also gets a hard-on thinking of putting their penis in a glory hole, but I’m not one to judge.

Mainly because I kind dig penises in my cornhole. Unless you get off on golden showers. Then I’m judging. That’s damn nasty. Especially if you’ve just had asparagus.

Photos are of Kate basking in the Cabo San Lucas sun, and Audrina’s bouncing titties in a Las Vegas hotel pool.

Full set of bikini T&A after the jump!