Audrina Patridge Bikini Photos for Chelsea Lately

Oh, dear sweet Jesus, Audrina Fartridge is becoming mainstream!  No longer contained by the confines of shitty reality shows, scandalous nude photos, and staged bikini pics, Audrina’s agent has been working overtime to get her gigs on mainstream television programs

Audrina announced on her blog that she will be appearing on Chelsea Lately‘s show tomorrow night.  I hope she asks her what it feels like to suck people off to get to the top.

The implant-carrying slut also shared the news of her perhaps having a cameo on FOX’s new comedy series Do Not Disturb, starring Jerry O’Connell and directed by Jason Bateman.  Sadly, I don’t think her cameo will involve O’Connell giving her a moneyshot. ‘Cause really, isn’t that the only reason to tune in?

Here’s Audrina banking on her man-made money makers while putting lotion on Chelsea Handler‘s nugget, Chuy, for tomorrow’s scheduled episode.

Shots of Audrina’s rack here, here, here, and here.

More sexy nugget love after the jump!