Jessica Simpson Goes Country For Elle Magazine

Looks like Papa Joe told the people over at Elle Magazine that his daughter Jessica Simpson could grace their pages under the condition that they play up this whole C^NTry look she’s going for.

And so here is Jessica all decked out with plaid, cowboy hats and boots for the magazine’s Sept. issue.

In accordance with his train of thought I suppose I’m a hooker on account of my extensive collection of FMPs and blowjobs given behind dark alleys.  Where did my parents go wrong?

More of Hollyweird’s newest cowgirl after the jump…