Your Daily Fug!

Brooke HOgan posted some fake mugshots on her MySpace page over the weekend.
The steroid aficionado then posted some stupid-ass blog hoping to hoard some more attention, which technically worked, if you consider people making fun of you quality attention.
The media ho wrote:
LOL poor press and clingy gossip lovers….
It’s so funny that the smallest thing I do can jack up everyones day…LOL sorry I ruined your little gossip world today people………or did I give you something else interesting to cling to for your boring worlds?
Stay tuned! I might go shave my eyebrows tomorrow! Lets see what other fun things I can think of…um…. don’t you have a life to live? I know I do! Peace!
Love Always, Brooke
Don’t let the fabricated mugshots fool you. Those bruises are very much real.
A friend of mine in Miami told me he tried hooking up with Brooke while in his drunken stupor over the weekend. Incidentally he wasn’t pleased when he discovered a hairy sack of nuts during his attempt to finger her, so he wound up c()ck slapping the crap out of her. Why, you ask? Because unlike Hugh Grant, he’s not into trannies. True story.







How could anyone hurt She-hulk? It makes no sense, she would become angry and that would make her stronger.
This girl(??????), her mother and her brother are too stupid to live. That is all.
What a shameless media whore stunt. She ought to be ashamed for wanting to be with her brother in jail, after what the turd did to the fellow in the car with him. Goes to show all they care about is the media hype, and could care less that the guy ended up a turnip after the car wreck. Shame on all the Hogans for being outright assholes…………..