Who the Fug Is That?

C’mon, really? It’d have taken two seconds to clean that shit up.  You know what this means, don’t you?  Someone’s twat is totally out of control right now.

Hairy, untamed twats is my self-developed way of preventing myself from boning whomever I’m with.  Nothing works as a better form of birth control then a hairy bush.  No one needs to see that.

See whose hairs this web belongs to in 3…2…1…

Lily Allen and her hairy pits in London earlier this week.  Whatevs, I still love this crazy chick.