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Katie Price, aka Jordan, has made plans to participate in horse competition in 2012.  Amazingly enough the competition doesn’t involve her being the horse’s c^m dumpster.

“He cost me a bloody fortune but he’s a fantastic horse and is capable of competing at Olympic level. I’m calling him Andre after Pete, his competition name is The B****cks.

“I’m going to be training every day and I’ve already developed a six-pack from where I’ve stepped up my riding. I’m taking it really seriously so don’t write me off for 2012. I’d love to do it but need to prove myself at the GB trials.

“I’ve also been asked to do the Horse Of The Year show [in October] and have been given a seven minute slot to do a routine to music.

“It’s incredibly flattering to be asked but I only have three weeks to prepare as I’m off to LA next week to get my boobs done again.”

Katie was recently in Los Angeles working on her boob job yet again.  Makes you wonder exactly how many vaginoplastys this chich’s vagina has been forced to sit through.