About Kim Kardashian's Ass and The Apocalypse

After much time and deliberation it has occurred to me that when the God finally decides he’s had enough with reality shows and Heidi Montag, there will be no safer place on earth to hide from his wrath then Kim Kardashian’s ass.

With nearly 50 miles circumventing her rectum’s inner core, nothing, not even a shrapnel bomb, could cause damage to that monstrosity.  Good luck with your makeshift bomb shelter– you’ll be needing it!

Here’s Kim and her ginormous ass clothes shopping at “Rumor” in Sherman Oaks earlier this week.

More ass after the jump!

10 Responses to “About Kim Kardashian's Ass and The Apocalypse”

  1. traci says:

    I heard someone say that they never seen an ass like Kim Kardashian’s, well all you have to do is look at most African American women, they are known for having volumptous curves but they were called fat. Now since J.Lo and Kim has big butts its more mainstream.

  2. FAKE!~!~!! says:

    If you want to see Kim’s ass, go to your nearest plastic surgeon and ask….WHATTA MAN-MADE WHORE!!!

  3. openureyes says:

    she had a brazilian butt lift…

  4. Farts says:

    Traci—Have to mention this ’cause my wife blows this all of the time: it’s voluptuous, not volumptous …no “lump”, no matter how much of a lump Kim may have…

  5. derrick says:

    traci .. you are right there are butts like hers and bigger and better than hers in the black community.. but they would never give play to them but let a Pr or an armanian any thing but black get a fake buut and they all over them talking about how hot they are.. please ive seen bigger butts with small waist lines on young black girls 14 15 and 16, wow just look in the black community… thats why sir mix a lot made that song baby got back for black women to show theie healthy butts, but whites wont give black women credit they want to give it to a fake butt white woman… and Pr are not build like black women either they have low wide butts.. vida g has a fake butt also and so does jlo…stop being so naive folks.

  6. derrick says:

    she dare not go around black women like deelihis or buffie the body or millions of other black women.. like mine also amd my wife ‘s whole family of females have shelf butts.. its heritage not plastic made.

  7. lil'vina says:

    derrick, how can you say that jlo’s ass is fake? before she was famous she had a big butt. and just because kim ain’t black doesn’t that all black women got big asses. hell some don’t even look like kim. how do you know that she has plastic surgery on her butt? i mean i think it’s stupid and i’m a black woman at that. i say you either got one or you don’t regardless if you’re black or not.

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  10. blondemafiaxoxo says:

    i dont agree that its only black / armeinian women have curvy bodies im english and i also have a really curvy frame ,round bum to rival kimmys anyday and im a healthy 10/12 who knowes maybe im the only 1 let me no?just be urself whether kim butt is fake or real i carnt stop lookin

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