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Miley Cyrus Doesn't Care If You Get Pregnant, She Can Afford A Secret Abortion
According to NY Daily News, LifeStyles Condoms wants Disney’s whore-in-the-making, Miley Cryus, to endorse their brand of prophylactic.
“Pop culture proves that teens are more ready than ever to disuss the subject of sex,” said Carol Carrozza, VP of marketing for LifeStyles. “With recent reports showing that one out of four teenage girls has an STD and the high level of teenage pregnancy, we believe that Miley is both influential and relatable to this afflicted set – and is the obvious choice to get the message of safe sex out to teens across America.”
Shouldn’t Jamie Lynn Spears be the one stressing how badly you can f^ck everything up by letting some dude stick his penis inside you as a teenager? I mean, just look at this drunk flour bag. No one wants that.
Oh, and I’m using these life-like photos of a Miley wax figure ’cause apparently she hates the outfit it’s wearing. Someone should tell her the problem isn’t so much the outfit so much as her unfortunate looking face.
But her teeth, but her lips, but her hair, but her eyes, but her nose, but her FOREHEAD, but her boyish body, but her missing ass, but her flatness, but her billy ray genes, but her brain telling her that she’s hot, but her inablity to tan, but her annoying — but amazing sense of (false) confidence…
You’re an asshole, and I hope she sues you for calling her a “whore in the making”. Talk about fuck ups, you’re the only fuck up I see.