Jessica Simpson Sex Tape Being Shopped Around

Jessica Simpson played dress up over the weekend at the 16th Annual Country Thunder USA concert even, where she performed her country tunes to a mixed crowd of clapping lovers and booing haters.
But that’s not the real story! Sources now say the busty blonde might be joining the ranks of Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton with her very own sex tape!
A source told Britain’s Daily Sport newspaper: “Jessica is horrified her name and sex tape are being mentioned in the same sentence. She’s always been a girl of high morals and principles.”
According to reports the tape does exist and has fallen into the hands of the individuals responsible for leaking the Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee sex video. It has been claimed that they are threatening to leak the tape if Jessica does not pay an undisclosed sum of money to keep it out of the public domain.
The 25-year-old star has always prided herself on making men wait for sex. She once said: “I play hard to get. If you turn sex down for a couple of days it makes it better.”
Um, isn’t that quote of Jessica being horrified like two years old? We’ve been teased with this rumor before and quite frankly I’m sick and appalled by the lies. How dare someone toy with our feelings this way?
Sounds to me like Papa Joe is trying to dig up old rumours just in time for her album release. Doesn’t he know nobody gives a damn about her country album, only her c^ntry lips?!




















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I hate country music but I’ll love anything she sings. And there’s no possible way there’s a sex tape of her sexiness; it’s all bs. She play’s dumb but she’s doesn’t play that dumb. The only sex tape of Jess I want to see is the one where I’m playing best supporting actor! Btw, Tony Homo still sux.