Who The Fug Is That?

These thighs are supposed to belong to one of Hollywood’s skinniest Latinas, but in my opinion these have been Photoshopped to Mexico and back.

While it’s true that even the skinniest of women can get stretch marks and cellulite, and I do believe this actress to have some, this above photo seems like a gross exaggeration of the truth.

Curious to know whose chunky cheese thighs this belongs to?

Find out in 3…2….1…

That alleged chunky ass belongs to Eva Longoria, who is currently spending some R&R with her girlfriends in Portofino, Italy this week.

The baby rumors have yet to die down, and these photos haven’t helped.  There’s questions about what’s behind/inside that pooch of hers, but my bet is on her having had a big lunch and nothing more.

Eva is far from fat and the only thing these photos are proof of is that she leads a way better life than me, because while I’m stuck indoors looking at celebrity boobs and trainwrecks, esta nena is basking in Italy’s summer sun.

What do you think, is Eva Longoria preggers or not?