Kelly Ripa & Her Saucy Legs Go For A Run

What in Manolo Blahnik hell is going on?!  Kelly Ripa and some bored housewives geared up for the High Heel-A-Thon, charity race held in Central Park this week for the March of Dimes Charity.

I don’t know how I feel about a bunch of women running around in heels in the name of charity. Call me a feminazi all you wish, but this is just a little sexist for my taste. Couldn’t they have just given money to the charity, or is that too damn obvious?

The only reason women should be running in heels is so they can be prepared if some crazy serial killer tries and attack them in the parking lot after a night of clubbing. I’m so serious too.

I’ve actually practiced running in heels just in case some killer comes after me I’ll be prepared. You laugh, but haven’t you noticed these bitches are always wearing heels in movies when the killer comes after them? Never sneakers or barefoot.

Jokes on them, ’cause my little Rican booty is going to outrun their ass and live to tell the story!

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