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July 10, 2008 @ 6:25 AM / By Jack Dakota
Snatch Talk Thursday
Today I would like to give a big Happy Birthday to one of the nicest racks in Hollywood.
Yes! Happy Birthday Jessica Simpson.
Regardless of how you age and what you do…we will always have The Dukes of Hazard.
In appreciation for our beautiful Jessica, todays topic is-
How To: Differentiate Real From Fake Breasts courtesy of AskMen.com
Flisted wants to know? Real or fake…what do you guys like?
As always email all questions or topic ideas to asktracy@flisted.com nothing’s off limits!
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I love both, but lean strongly to “enhanced.” It’s hard to get the combo of slim,stacked & natural. Also if you want showstoping big, Score magazine worthy big; “enhanced” is the way to go. The “I only want naturals” crowd is a vocal bunch, but I’ve always found that being picky and narrowminded. So if a girl does not get a visit from the breast fairy; a visit to Doctor_____ is OK by me. Big is always better…..
Real without question. Fake are absurdely easy to spot. The only good fake pair I’ve seen would probably be Heidi Montag. But that’s not saying much.
G*D DA*M Jessica!! She’s how old and still not pregnant? If Jess was mine, a part of my body would take permanent residence inside her, literally, if you know what I mean!!
Btw, Tony Homo and Nick Uglay sux… on each other.