Your Daily Fug!

Good morning pants and skirts!!!  I’M BACK!!! Did you miss me? (Hint: Say yes.) I decided it was time to put down the booze and step away from the summer sun and come back to work to give all you kids your daily fix of some snatchtastic T&A.

I hope your Fourth of July weekend was filled with as much sex, drugs, and rock ‘n’ roll as mine, and that all of you weren’t effed up enough to remember to slip on a jimmy before swapping DNA with that random stranger you met at the bar.

Anyhoo, here’s Stepford Wife Sharon Osbourne showing us her softer side while shopping in  Beverly Hills earlier this week.

It’s funny that she should make this face, because that’s exactly the look I gave my one night stand over the weekend when he refused to put it in my butt, but offered to bathe me with a golden shower instead.

Even alcohol isn’t powerful enough to take me down that road!

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