Wino Leaves Clinic, No Doubt To Go Do Crack

Amy Crackhouse is back to her old tricks.  Nearly two weeks ago the British singer was hospitalized for emphysema, but was allowed to leave the clinic in order to perform at Nelson Mandela’s Hyde Park birthday concert last Friday, and Glastonbury on Saturday.

Now The Sun reports the drug addict, who spent the last two weeks drug free in rehab, has left the clinic because, well, obviously because there’s no crack in a clinic.  Duh.

A pal said: “We feared a taste of the outside would remind her what she’s missing and it would be hard to get her back into life at the clinic. That’s exactly what’s happened.”

The pal added: “Doctors said we should let her do the shows because performing is what she lives for. We can’t take that away.

“It seemed the right thing to do because she was so excited. She looked and sounded better than she has in ages at the gigs.”

What gig are they talking about, because if it’s the one I suffered through on MTV last night, then these people must think nails down a chalkboard is considered music.

But let’s discuss what really matters here: her outfit.  Can one of you fashionistas tell me what the hell she’s wearing under her shorts?  Seriously, is she wearing Depends?

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4 Responses to “Wino Leaves Clinic, No Doubt To Go Do Crack”

  1. bria says:

    so sad

  2. Sherrell says:

    I love the shoes!!!!!!

  3. josei says:

    now i could be wrong but i think it might be knickers you those special pants you wore under skirts when you were little there kinda like shorts but puffier and has elactic around the waist and legs but why she’s wearing them under shorts i got no clue

  4. Jessica says:

    Yes she’s wearing adult diapers… Is this a surprise? I wonder why the need for diapers, I’m from the ghetto and seriously the only crack heads that wear depends are the males/females that hook to support their need. Now I know Amy doesn’t need to hook but seriously, what’s really going on here???

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