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Snatch Talk Thursday with Tracy Lynne
Most of us have experimented with sex toys at some point and I don’t know about you but my biggest fear was always someone finding mine. It’s easy to explain a vibrator or dildo…but here are four sex toys that might need a much more creative explanation.
Behold The Four Strangest Sex Toys Ever:
The Mini Butt-Licker
Like getting your booty licked? Having trouble finding someone to do it? Well someone decided to make your life easier when they invented this! The New Anal Mini Tongue is long and has a soft jelly tip. The Tongue also has really interesting features. One of them is swirling action. You can’t make a sexy tongue without swirling action! It also has three speeds. So you can gradually make it go slower stimulating a sore tongue or someone thinking “Hey when is it my turn?”
The Vagina Foot
It’s a foot…umm…with a vaginal opening in the bottom of it…Ok, all sorts of weird thoughts are going through my head…the purple 
things you see inside are actually “stroker beads” for that realistic feel. This toy would be extremely hard to explain unless you’re studying to be a foot doctor. And why would someone want to do a va jay jay that is on the bottom of a woman’s foot…wouldn’t it be filled with all sorts of nastiness? Ughh talk about high risk of infection.
The Pleasure Periscope
Yes this is exactly what you think it is. The pleasure periscope is a visual probe that comes equipped with a light and a built-in vibrator.
With its clear tip so you can finally see what’s going on up there in the Land of the Lost. According to the add The Pleasure periscope is also great for finding lost money, keys, and pets. Ahem.
The Fist of Fury
This toy was designed to stimulate someone punching you in the va jay jay or booty but is also useful for an unruly spouse.
What sweetheart? You don’t want to take out the garbage? Well let’s see what the Fist of Fury thinks about that. Also great for your children’s halloween costumes but disinfect first.
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Wow, personally I find the Vagina Foot creepy as hell.
Gives a whole new meaning to the term “pussyfooting.”
Because you know … something like that is completely normal, any chick out there has a vag on the bottom of her foot.
Seriously, what .. the .. hell.
<3 Tracy.
am i the only one who’s thinking that the pleasure periscope is actually a really good idea???
seriously, i’m totally having a “why didn’t i think of that” moment. i’m all kinds of fascinated right now.
BTW Tracy… mine is a bumble bee massager! it’s cute as hell as does the trick.
Masturbation is still something that a lot of women think is embarrasing to talk about and to admit that they actually do it. Those are some serious sextoys (Especially The Mini Butt-Licker) lol….I wonder how many of the women that have used those sextoys would be honest and admit that?